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Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.
Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth
by Jacob coco November 2, 2017
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Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.
Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.
by SoopirV November 6, 2017
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Crabbing

Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)
I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!
by Beaniebea December 1, 2017
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portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
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Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.
My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!
by Kap21 May 10, 2018
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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sandy crab cake

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us June 8, 2016
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