i love cow bologna!!!
ive never heard of cow bologna.
then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
ive never heard of cow bologna.
then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010
A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.
Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors
by Master of Madness July 23, 2018
n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
by Skydive March 01, 2012
The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
by silverseal September 16, 2011