cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....
i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010
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keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA
oh look its a keys cow
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Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
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Butters Cow

by Skydive March 01, 2012
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gucci cow

A fat hoe who puts to much makeup on
she is such an ugly Gucci cow
by Haley Henderson March 19, 2016
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Cow Alert

The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
Cow alert! What's our exit again?
by silverseal September 16, 2011
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cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
by Bilgerat984 March 01, 2019
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