Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ
by Watacanga May 16, 2025
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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 09, 2020
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Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
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Covid-🐲

When the spirit of the dragon, a creature worshipped by superstitious mainland Chinese, is demoniacally linked to the coronavirus, which was unprovenly leaked out from a lab in Wuhan, before it spread worldwide—Beijing lied about its initial failure to contain the virus, until whistleblowers informed the world about China’s high number of infections and deaths.
Is there any correlation between Covid-19 and Covid-🐲? How could the dragon, a symbol of power or fertility in Chinese culture, or in Eastern cultures, have anything in common with a symbol of chaos or evil in Western cultures?
by Covido December 13, 2020
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Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022
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COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID
Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.
by Slamb Doctor November 19, 2020
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Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants
“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
Ron DeSantis
by Sanjopla September 25, 2020
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