cooter

female sensitive area

lalo,andrew,and denson have hairy cooters that scare everybody out of the shop

by bygballa April 13, 2004

cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

cooter

Male or female genitalia.

Ie.) She just cooter chopped that guy down the stairs!!

by Jen n Di December 28, 2005

Cooter shooter

When a large amount of sand comes out in a fast shooting motion from a girls vaginia

Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!

Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?

by Alex The Man July 19, 2006

cooter

A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.

"He is such a cooter faggit."

by the king of kingpins December 9, 2008

Cootersmith

The area between a woman's legs; vagina.

Christ, almighty, Anne. What's that sticking out of your cootersmith?!

by Max Wittert July 18, 2006