colleen

a sexy gal with a hott bod, aka...afiltf *a friend id like to fuck*

heyy, colleen is hott

by shulkabaka January 3, 2008

Kenyon College

A sick-ass school full of kids who are pretty smart but have other priorities than just academics. Lots of hipsters and bros, but there are also plenty of people don't fit into stereotypes but get along fine with those who do. Professors are pretty chill, the swimmers are D3 gods (D3, but still), the campus looks like Hogwarts and the chicks have been looking better in recent years. Students know how to party; Shock Your Mama and Summer Sendoff are Keystone-fueled shit shows, but students do everything else pretty well too, from saving the environment to putting on theater productions to forcing unwanted members of the administration to resign.

Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.

Ivy League Kid: You go to Kenyon College? Like, Africa?
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.

by apl1457 February 26, 2009

marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs

LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser

by John October 24, 2004

Landmark College

A place so obsess and with its own reputation that it bluntly violate freedom of expression and dissimulates every problem the college has.

Landmark College actually calling up urban dictionary to take off the previous definition.

Tuition could be better spent!

by shuuch December 21, 2009

College of Cardinals

The governing body of the Roman Catholic Church. They elect the Pope and take over papal duties when a Pope is not on the throne.

Jaques was a member of the College of Cardinals.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

Colleague

A person you email, despite being say 2 metres away.

Sherin would email her colleague Sana so much, they almost thought they were friends.

by OhJayPea March 31, 2014

college

Costs more than most exotic cars.

Great place to party and meet virgins though.

A: Bro you skipped on a chance to buy a Lamborghini to go to college?

B: But going to college grants me 4 years worth of beer and women!

A: Haha so true!

by fgsdgdfg November 20, 2006