clarkee

Someone who is the lowest of the low.

Clarkee is a dumb shit.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Kelly Clarkson

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".

by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005

clank

slang word for methamphetimine

bob was so whacked on clank he'd been awake for 14 days straight, and he now mistakenly believed he was the reincanation of Benny Hill.

by the snowcoon May 22, 2011

Clarkin' It

To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).

"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"

by Scotty Bolton October 28, 2007

clarkism

A descriptive metaphor used by jeremy clarkson, using obscure references

this car drives like a load of old hoares trapped in a tin can - a clarkism

by Sam Bastable January 9, 2009

clarkston

A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.

"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"

by edacious October 9, 2008

Clarks

The best shoe shop in the UK. Roadmen in Great Britain go to Clarks to go get fresh creps. Primary school children also go with their father or grandmother to get some new shoes for the new school year.

Son: Dad, can we go to Clarks and get me some shoes?
Father: Son, you are a disappointment to the family.
Or
Roadman: Oi blud can we get get some fresh creps?
Mandem: Oh sure, I have a voucher for Clarks init man.

by Clarks lover 69 October 6, 2020