tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Captain Knots

An amazing man who is the best at League of Legends and being awesome.

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.

by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012

Smooth Captain

The drink of Captain Morgan's and Amp'd.

Ratio of 1/3 Captain Morgan's and 2/3's Amp'd. Best proportianlized in a mug without using the whole of the amp'd can. The drinks cancel each other's flavors/bites and makes it smooth to drink for either preference to drink.

Mix 1:3 Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and 2/3's Amp'd, and you've got a Smooth Captain.

by Mathew "Lightbreed" "in the Hat" Rodriguez July 23, 2007

The Captain

A new dance-move involving a shake of the head and hand

'Is he doing The Captain?'
'Yer everyone is doing it now, he's raving out!'

by Headsy June 11, 2009

Captain America

A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.

Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Captain Clutch

Captain Clutch is the greatest vine editor in the world. He uses the power of sexyness and his toenails to create the best edits out there. 5k followers and counting

Dude #1: Dude did you see Captain Clutch's newest edit?

Dude #2: Yeah man it was so hot I jizzed

by DwyaneWade September 20, 2016

Captain Jacobo

A mighty sailor. He is the Captain of the incredible vessle, "The Scruvy Dogg." He crushes all who oppose him, and satisfies all who desire him (given they're not ugly) He is also stunningly attractive and extremely smart, oh and he is also a tad bit cocky. and in case your wondering he is also white.

Chick: Who is that guy over there?

Guy: idk why?

Chick: I think thats Captain Jacobo; i'm gonna go see if he wants a blowjob.

by Charlie Fidman July 2, 2008