n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
by jcterry53 November 27, 2009
Get the Grandpa Cowmug. The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
Get the Cow Alertmug. 
The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.
by twinklover22 November 27, 2013
Get the cow farmmug. A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.
by Asian swagboi May 14, 2015
Get the asian cowmug. by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
Get the secret cowmug.