Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.

Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.

by scottden95 September 9, 2022

comith

a fancy way of saying "come here"
not be confused with cumith, which means "cum here"

comith forthwith (come forth)

by 去死 September 11, 2022

commie

Kawaii term for comment

Wow, i loved your commie 3 hours ago and you gots 1,000 likes!

by thecharacterwannie September 18, 2022

Comeithlyingabled

With the ability to have had been comithly coming.
(past tense)

Little Benny had been comeithlyingabled when he had been freed from his captivity.

by Clovenshepard Original October 3, 2022

commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

Compitalism

Economic theory that combines communism with capitalism flexibly with any contextual variables.
Monopolies would become Targets for nationalization, nationalized necessities, ECT..

Compitalism is the competent version of the false dichotomy between communism and capitalism.

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Comithi

Run far away, faster if they have a knife. Do not let them obtain a flamethrower.

God dammit Comithi burned down a forest again!

by Funny Rock April 28, 2023