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Penn Christmas

The practice of dumpster diving around University of Pennsylvania facilities and Dorms. This usually can be done with out any shame, since the general stereotype of people that go to UPenn is that of rich if not financially stable families. This activity is also based of the stereotype of rich and financially stable people being extremely wasteful. Throwing out a red ring of death xbox 360 instead of ebaying it or attempting to fix it is an example of the wastefulness that can result in a Penn Christmas
Two people walking down the street outside of penn dorm.
Dude 1: damn look at that 360 in that trash bag
Dude 2: penn christmas !!!

further down the street in the next trash can
Dude 1: omg look at all those plastic hangers in that trash bag
Dude 2: Penn Christmas !!!

further down the street outside of a penn frat house
Dude 1: omg is that a full 12pack of natty ice?
Dude 2: it's expired...
Dude 1: f that penn christmas !!
by feldrast September 12, 2011
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Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.
by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018
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high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
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Blue Christmas

It means to have sad Christmas, perhaps because you are away from family or alone, or even filled with thoughts of a happier time that brings tears to you eye. Blue is a symbolic color for the emotion sad.
"I'll have a Blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue just thinking about you" - Elvis Presley in Blue Christmas
by ChrisPunchkill December 22, 2014
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Jiggaboo Christmas Lights

When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.
Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?
by Martin Luther Seymore February 6, 2009
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puppies and Christmas

The qualities in the world that merit its saving, time and time again.
Come on, vampires, rrrr, nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on! -Spike
by designs on you July 18, 2006
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eBay Christmas

When, in a period of a few days, you receive many packages from an impulsive/compulsive eBay binge you went on a few weeks earlier. Resembles Christmas in that it's an exciting time when you get tons of 'gifts' wrapped in paper.
"Three weeks ago I got depressed about being single on Valentines Day, and also for the last six years, so I went on a spending spree on eBay. Today I got three packages and my action figure collection is finally complete - Merry eBay Christmas!!! Now I just have to wait for that shotgun to arrive so I can end this pathetic existence..."
by Phlegatu April 8, 2005
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