clockwork

Used to describe a detailed process or activity that proceeds without problems.

My bike performed like clockwork today.

by mikwat October 9, 2004

Clown 9

When the CS:GO or League of Legends team gets a huge lead against their opponent and blows their lead and loses. They are jokes therefore Clowns

Guy 1: Clown 9 got up 14 rounds in CS:GO against the other team that had 8 and the final score was C9 14-16 CLG
Guy 2: True Clowns of North America...

by sssundae July 6, 2015

clochard

A french male homeless person living in the streets, only taking care to get enough money for food & vast quantities of cheap wine from begging & panhandling. Found 'pitoresque' by tourists in Paris, they are often sleeping under Seine bridges. the female is clocharde. A dying breed, equivalent of the tramp or bum

Maigret and the clochard

by Dirty Danny September 12, 2005

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

cloak and dagger

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.

This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

in the closet

A person that is secretly gay.

Your so far in the closet that your opening presents.

by Wthtimeizit December 27, 2009

Clown Pounder

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.

That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005