put the brakes on

To have somebody so scared of you they won't even step to you. This saying is accredited to the east side of Detroit. You may have also heard this on Crime Mobs CD.

This bitch was talking shit so I put the brakes on her because I would have beat her ass.

by CLASS/06 May 10, 2005

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

easy bake oven

Anal sex. It is all warm and gooey inside and although it looks like fudge it tastes like shit. But just like your childhood, you really really want it.

I got to use Sally's easy bake oven yesterday,

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

beat the brakes

1.) To hurt or fuck someone up real bad. Often followed with the word "off".
Also see beat the black

"Yeah that bitch stepped out of line. So you know I had to beat the brakes off her has.."

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005