banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

Anti Banana Society

The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a subdivision of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Bananas. It combines all the world's resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military force to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival and freedom of humanity.

"Dude, i just saw a banana,"

"Call the Anti Banana Society"

by Quadshotking March 17, 2010

Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

BANANA

Acronym for: Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything

A similar but more extreme label than NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard), used mainly to refer to suburbanites or environmentalist groups protesting the building of oil refineries, nuclear waste dumps, etc. near their property.

Did you see the BANANA group protesting the new strip mine?

by aethernet October 3, 2007

banana crinkle

a painful throbbing bruise. can be anywhere on your body. abnormally colored. all shapes and sizes

She went snowboarding for the first time and came home with many banana crinkles.

by keystone colorado! November 1, 2009

Bananal Puddin

Bananal Puddin - You insert the banana into your partners ass and then proceed to fuck them and mash it up real nice. Finally add a nice skeet-skeet topping inside and let it mix. Afterwords lay down on your back and receive the puddin in your mouth and enjoy.

I made a good Bananal Puddin' with Kira last night.

by Yoyoyoyodawg April 5, 2010

Banana up the Tailpipe

1) to engage in anal sex

"Omg did you hear what Chris did to Jenny?"
"Yeah he gave her a banana up the tailpipe."

by schmeast February 20, 2011