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Burrito

A very large, thick penis.
My girlfriend loves to give head, especially to guys with a Burrito!
by Likesittrimmed July 28, 2018
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half burrito mode

Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.
"Half burrito mode?"
"That's not enough for me..."
by Burritolover101 November 28, 2016
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Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you
I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress
by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007
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Burroughs

The result of 5 full-grown men farting in a jar, saving it, then smelling it a year later; The act of farting in a room with a ghost, forcing the ghost to use the "fart energy" to assume a human form; joining the military and setting the record for "the most consecutive years as a Private First-Class." The ability to wear the same clothes until you become one with your wardrobe; The result of performing the "2 girls 1 cup" act with a gang of Hodgies; The ability to smell worst than shit and honestly think its OK; The act of selling your soul to Satan in exchange for "World of Warcraft" gold.
Burroughs was my fucking roommate! OMG!
by King Kupp October 22, 2008
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burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.
Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.
by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003
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burrito

to be passed out drunk/high, and have someone wrap a blanket around you, like a burrito, and take a picture
never accept a blanket from JP, she'll wait til you fall asleep and then burrito you
by C1VO September 16, 2011
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sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003
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