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rate of broke 

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness
Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come
rate of broke by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke 

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

oh no! our table! it's broken! 

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?
*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

brokeback restaurant 

A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.
Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)

You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!
Michael is such a brobie I bet he'll have all the slam pieces in nursery school dripping wet.
brobie by So Bro October 25, 2009

Broke off 

Broke off adjective to be agitated angry annoyed disgruntled frustrated irritated or otherwise upset someone or with a situation.
Thomas feeling rather broke off after his wife Rayna had told him he'd have to sleep in the shed.