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Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.
She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!
by istvq April 29, 2024
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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011
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Investi-battling

When someone does the act of battling while investigating
I’m investi-battling cyberX
by Sanslikestodrawstuff August 30, 2023
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Trollbox Battle

Some kind of an object show made by (no name because UD says that) and the script writer is (again, no name)
"Yo have you watched Trollbox Battle?"
"Yeah its so cool"
by UntitledTrollbox August 17, 2024
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the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
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Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person
I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
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