1. American Woman is a song released by the band The Guess Who in 1970.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
2. American Woman might also refer to a privileged and rich woman who shows American Stupidity at its finest. (note: American Woman can also be poor or middle-classed, however, the majority of American women are only labeled as American Woman if they are rich and privileged.)
3.Someone who is from the United States of America, and is a female.
1. American Woman has such a catchy riff at the beginning.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
2. Bruh Becky is so fucking stupid and rich she is a prime American Woman.
3. Yea, I'm from the states so I'm an American Woman.
by thatstarwarsfan December 15, 2019
Get the American Womanmug. by Uncle Saltine January 24, 2009
Get the Halfro Americanmug. The freedom that allows an individual to spread harmful misinformation (e.g. plandemic, anti-vax, etc...), but go to school with a bullet-proof backpack later.
by TheDefinitionsMagician July 30, 2020
Get the American freedommug. Some poor Irish family in the 1800s left the Emerald Isles due to famine and sailed to America. Thus, they created new lives in American society, yet over a century onwards their great-great-great-great grandchildren insist that they are Irish. Even though they have never set foot on Irish turf in their life. It is an insult to the Irish nation and the Americans do get the piss taken for making such ridiculous claims. The Irish find it boring when, on holidays in the USA, the locals try to emphasise their Irishness. It doesn't work.
A - Oh, this guy I met in New York was telling me that he was Irish too.
B - Really? Whereabouts here is he from?
A - Well, he's never actually been to Ireland before, but his great-great-great grandfather sailed over to New York from Ireland in 1862...
B - Awh not another one of them eejits who insists that they're Irish?!
A - Yeah, I just nodded and supressed my laughter/anger!
B - Really? Whereabouts here is he from?
A - Well, he's never actually been to Ireland before, but his great-great-great grandfather sailed over to New York from Ireland in 1862...
B - Awh not another one of them eejits who insists that they're Irish?!
A - Yeah, I just nodded and supressed my laughter/anger!
by LSJ April 18, 2005
Get the Irish-Americanmug. Americans think they have freedom, but all they really have is the ability to bend over and take it from their government. Up the ass. Yeah.
by Jwstyn March 30, 2004
Get the American Dream, themug. Shite American "sport" for fat people to play and watch.
Physical fitness is not required as play stops every minute for a 5 minute break when the coaches play a basterdised version of physical chess. Not to mention the fact that the entire team gets changed round several times a game. Why? Because one player is to stupid to be able to know how to both attack AND defend!
Players wear pads and helmets because they are too feckin dumb to learn how to tackle properly (like in Rugby). Padding is like giveing a swimmer a boat.
I couldn't give a shit who or how big Ray Lewis is. If he took all that gay padding off and came across Jona Lomu or any of the New Zealand rugby squad he would know what a tackle is. The bigger they are the harder they fall. And if everyone keeps quoting his name because he's huge at 250lbs that's about the MINIMUM weight for an international rugby forward.
How many "football" players actually look like they've been in a game? They're all pretty boys who don't know what a good studing or stamping on feels like. They should be put at the bottom of rook to see what it feels like without padding.
To summarise - shit, slow, lazy game (sport is too generous a word) played by fat, unfit people and supported by self obssessed, ignorant, xenophobic yanks who believe that because it is their sport it is the best in the world and their players are the biggest and strongest.
Physical fitness is not required as play stops every minute for a 5 minute break when the coaches play a basterdised version of physical chess. Not to mention the fact that the entire team gets changed round several times a game. Why? Because one player is to stupid to be able to know how to both attack AND defend!
Players wear pads and helmets because they are too feckin dumb to learn how to tackle properly (like in Rugby). Padding is like giveing a swimmer a boat.
I couldn't give a shit who or how big Ray Lewis is. If he took all that gay padding off and came across Jona Lomu or any of the New Zealand rugby squad he would know what a tackle is. The bigger they are the harder they fall. And if everyone keeps quoting his name because he's huge at 250lbs that's about the MINIMUM weight for an international rugby forward.
How many "football" players actually look like they've been in a game? They're all pretty boys who don't know what a good studing or stamping on feels like. They should be put at the bottom of rook to see what it feels like without padding.
To summarise - shit, slow, lazy game (sport is too generous a word) played by fat, unfit people and supported by self obssessed, ignorant, xenophobic yanks who believe that because it is their sport it is the best in the world and their players are the biggest and strongest.
"Do you wanna go play some sports"
"Nah i'll sit here and drink beer and eat nachos because i'm a fat lazy yank"
"Nah i'll sit here and drink beer and eat nachos because i'm a fat lazy yank"
by Mike March 26, 2005
Get the american footballmug. Pretty much the dumbest idea ever. For one thing, it's not even football! Football is what you idiotic american football players call "soccer"."Soccer" is REAL football! In your retarded football, you don't even use your feet! Unlike in REAL football! For another thing, take an awesome game that isn't for pussies, rugby: no pads, no stopping in between every play, no 5 hour games, and no stupid goal as big as the field itself! Take that awesome sport over seas to america, have some stupid lard-a's that do nothing but sit on their asses all day and watch TV, screw around with it, take REAL football's name cause they can't think of anything else cause they're failures at life, and you get american football: a "sport" for fatties that can't run for more then 15 seconds max.
american football player:You're a pussy.
ME:I play soccer and alley rugby, and your calling me the pussy! You're the pussy for playing american football. At least I can run for 90 min.'s straight without stopping every 2-15 seconds. And, all I wear pad-wise are tiny little shin guards, not a full body suit of new-age armor.
american football player:Football's a man's sport!
ME:My point exactly! You're all homosexuals! Just look at the way you touch each other!
american football player:We're not touching each other, we're hitting each other!
ME:Can you even feel that through those hundred-pound pads you're wearing. Plus, what is the point of the butt-protecters, just to make it harder for you're gay colleagues to get to it? I sure hope you guys are wearing condoms in those so called "dog piles". It would be horrible if a whole team died of AIDS, on second thought, do what ever you want.
american football player:well...ummm...well.......
ME:Oh, I'm sorry is your mouth guard in?
american football player:you....uhhhhh....you.......
ME:Yeah, that's what I thought.
ME:PEACE! Baby Gap.
ME:I play soccer and alley rugby, and your calling me the pussy! You're the pussy for playing american football. At least I can run for 90 min.'s straight without stopping every 2-15 seconds. And, all I wear pad-wise are tiny little shin guards, not a full body suit of new-age armor.
american football player:Football's a man's sport!
ME:My point exactly! You're all homosexuals! Just look at the way you touch each other!
american football player:We're not touching each other, we're hitting each other!
ME:Can you even feel that through those hundred-pound pads you're wearing. Plus, what is the point of the butt-protecters, just to make it harder for you're gay colleagues to get to it? I sure hope you guys are wearing condoms in those so called "dog piles". It would be horrible if a whole team died of AIDS, on second thought, do what ever you want.
american football player:well...ummm...well.......
ME:Oh, I'm sorry is your mouth guard in?
american football player:you....uhhhhh....you.......
ME:Yeah, that's what I thought.
ME:PEACE! Baby Gap.
by kellysucksbutirideitanyways January 12, 2009
Get the american footballmug.