Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

smell mouse

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.

Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.

by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

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by mousemousemousemouse December 14, 2019

You Mouse

Synonym for calling someone stupid.

Bobby you mouse.

by dank meymeys May 25, 2016

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023