Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.

"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."

by Tittlator. September 25, 2014

Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell

Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"

by General Stinky December 16, 2016

Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice

“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

“I know she’s so annoying”

by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho February 05, 2016

Turtle Balls

Testicles that are shriveled up after you ejaculate.
This look similar to a turtle backing up into it's shell as its skin starts to shrivel up.

I got turtle balls, mike - Tim
Stop getting cum all over my sheet bitch! - Mike

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 August 01, 2019

virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 March 06, 2016

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 07, 2017