stone david carter

Stone David Carter is an angry, dominant beast who is close to breaking the chains and fucking your 100 people. He loves azns and is constantly found in the shower waiting for boys to drop the soap so that he can molest your asshole until it is completely worn out. One warning when meeting a Stone David Carter, don't frrrt he don't like faggets

Stone David Carter fucks his wii

by aznalacks June 9, 2019

Dirty Jack Stone

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.

Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone

by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021

Wood Stone Retard

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!

We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!

by JPGEdward March 29, 2017

stone age shiznit

Something that's Old and worthless or stupid

See that old tv? That's some stone age shiznit

by CrazySlobjockey April 3, 2016

stoned indian syndrome

the numbness caused from sitting with your legs crossed for a long period of time after a smoking pot.

"When Todd stood up, he fell and busted his ass." 'Damn, he must have had stoned indian syndrome.'

by d.evil August 11, 2009

Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".

Stone Temple Pilots rule

by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009