Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018

Job Prease

Used to describe a story about an Asian trying to get a job at a University IT center. The story was created by SC when he visited an University, looked into the IT center and witnessed an all Asian group running the center. He then described the process of an Asian getting a job there.

Harro Job Prease? I fix compuder gud!

by SD C April 7, 2010

Tent Job

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

by LiDsY October 23, 2012

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation

That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.

by John Henrique January 19, 2006

Knuckle-Job

To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.

"yeah man you've never had a Knuckle-Job?"

by Jonathon AAA June 11, 2008

paw job

When an animal with paws, starts pawing at your penis/vagina. (sometimes you need to put a piece of yarn or string there so the animal will do it)

The kitty just have me a paw job.

by Kitty Lover January 4, 2008