god 

1. Originator and ruler of the universe.
2. Eric Clapton

1. God created the world!

2. Clapton is God!

god by shuned July 9, 2003

god 

A being greater than which cannot be conceived.
So, basically, we all "believe in god".

Atheists believe in god. They believe humans are beings a greater than which cannot be concieved -- humans are god.

god by JulieLemon January 4, 2008

God 

I was raised that he exists. As the creator of worlds Unknown or fathomed to the human experience.

I pray to this god every night staring to the heavens to forgive me for my own mistakes. Return (John doe) to our family and his son. For Mel and Evan to set aside there differences and live for their daughter they created in a love I saw first hand. The fire and Brimstone fall of Earthquake's and fear driven Wars to STOP in love and not divide the Love's any more. The fist of fury in anger and jealous action will never enlighten a single person to the truth of Love. IT will bring the fallacy's of war and anger.

God by Wlfdg8Kel January 17, 2010

god 

a unit of one
very sexy
exists outside of time
the only creator
the creator of all we know
free will wild card
pay master

god has given you this puzzle maze so get your shit together and figure it out

god by 11:11 October 13, 2007

god 

almighty

I LOVE GOD

god by THE PERSON WHO SAVED YOU February 23, 2011

god 

A god is a supreme being who will give you good stuff if you honor them. They will screw you if you dis them.
A god is not to be confused with God.
God is one dude.
A god is any of a number of dudes.
All gods put together, do the same work as God.
The water god, the fire god, the fertility god, the pizza god.
There are also godesses. The fertility goddess and fertility god are joined together at the crotch.
If you pray to God, you go to heaven.
If you pray to a god, you get what they specialize in.
Pray to the pizza god, and you get a tasty pizza.
Pray to the fire god, and he gives you some wood to rub together, or a lighter.

Tom: "I wish we had a baby."
Lucy: "Me too. I guess I should pray to the fertility god."
Tom: "While you're at it, pray to the fertility godess too."
Lucy: "pray, pray, pray. pray. O great god and godess of the giant womb in the sky, please get me knocked up."
Later--
Tom: "Holy shit Lucy! I'm getting a big boner."
Lucy: "O my fucking god. I'm getting horny and wet in my vagina."
Tom: "What the hell is going on? What do I do with this boner?"
Lucy: "O Tom, place your giant penis inside me, and we shall make a baby."
hump, hump, hump.
Later-
Tom: "I think I'l pray to the cigarette god for a pack of Camel Lights."
Lucy: "and I'll pray to the god of fire for a lighter."
Tom: "I'll pray to the pizza god for a family size anchovie and jalapeno double cheese hand tossed pizza."
God: "Thou shalt have no gods before Me! To Hell with you!"
Tom and Lucy: "O God Damn!"
POOF!

god by morningwould January 4, 2013

God 

A totally awesome person who is actually a God, but was banished from the heavens into human form because the other gods are jelous.

God lives under the name of Sarah Donnison while in her human form. Sarah Donnison's best pal is Tahnee Everett. Together they both rule this world.

God by Essie and tt May 15, 2013