cleaning yourself

another word for beating your meat; jerking off

the people on omegle are always cleaning themselves/cleaning yourself

by Urmomistripplegaylmao December 11, 2020

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023

Go fuck yourself

Two words. Snake Island. Slava Ukraini

Ukrainian soldiers: "russian warship, go fuck yourself

by 420weedloveerr February 25, 2022

Pill Yourself

•Telling someone to take their prescription medication if they haven't yet

•Telling someone to kill themselves by overdosing

•Hey grandma, stop talking with your schizo demons and pill yourself.

•You suck ass, you fatherless twat. Go pill yourself.

by Un2siast January 15, 2024

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025