battered throuple syndrome

Battered throuple syndrome is essentially Stockholm syndrome without the kidnapping. Typically BTS experienced by elder people. Sometimes occurs when a spouse dies and they latch onto another couple. The relationship of the three experiences feelings of love, attachment, trapped, and anxiety. Anxiety is often felt when separated from one or two. Trapped is experienced when one wants space from the two but they can not leave. They can run to the grocery store but they must return. Once one experiences BTS one can not escape.

My mom has battered throuple syndrome (BTS). She spends lots of time with a couple. She even sleeps in their bed. She sometimes calls the man her husband but she is confused by the dynamics of BTS.

by PuddyPieBrown May 15, 2025

Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.

Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.

by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024

Swerski Syndrome

Named after the snl character Bill Swerski, swerski syndrome is when someone obsesses over their hometown’s sports team. This is extremely common in the Midwest and the East Coast.

Guy 1: “LETS GO CARDINALS THE CUBS FUCKING SUCK!!!”

Guy 2: “That guy has Swerski Syndrome.”
Guy 3: “For real.”

by joewick September 18, 2021

beyblade syndrome

When you like a beyblades and you have a lot of beyblades cause you like living on the edge😼

Person A: here's my collection

Person B: yo, bitch, you got beyblade syndrome, how many you got?

Person A: 27,373

by Puhsee Bagger December 10, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Belli Syndrome

When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"

Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"

by Maybe I am a Claus August 1, 2021