Cock

A small thing you probably have

You cock is small

by Big Chinese bee February 28, 2020

cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn

Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??

by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

Cock shot

The Coch shot is a form of CBT

Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot

by Sillyjizzy April 28, 2024

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023