balls

balls are the funny

can i buy you balls good sir-me

by ppmanxddd October 11, 2021

Ball Razor

A razor or shaver specifically used for shaving testicles.

Andy accidentally borrowed Joe's ball razor to shave his face.

by evilsid666 May 8, 2014

Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).

1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.

by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010

lady vagina balls

Some random dumb insult.

Lady vagina balls Batman it's a twister! - Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

Balls

AKA where everyone kicks you
paul: gimme some head
steven: *kicks balls*

SUCKMA balls

by Sluttyshitballswtf January 11, 2024

Ball-Licker

A ball-licker is radical inclusionist that listens to and respects the opinions of everybody except lesbians, esp. if they're putting the opinions of a man before that of a lesbian woman.

Lesbian #1: Lesbians are women and have historically always been women!
Inclusionist: DIE, TERF SCUM! YOU DON'T GET A SAY, BUT MY FRIEND, A BISEXUAL MAN, DOES!
Lesbian #1: Ugh, he's such a ball-licker.
Lesbian#2: He licks balls ALL day.

by opalescent.lesbian September 10, 2020

Balls

Balls have a lot of definitions 😁

Balls like for sports, soccer, basketball

Balls that are toys…😁 like bouncy balls or ballpit balls
Balls that all males possess 😁

Damn he has nice balls 🏀

Yesterday at night he showed me his…anyway you can finish that 😁

by ArminAlertmypookieee March 24, 2024