Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 12, 2023

blitz syndrome

The group of symptoms that cause Blitzcrank mains on League of Legends to use their Q ability to pull anything at any time, whether it's to help create a play that'll benefit the team, or not. Most likely not.

You can tell the Blitzcrank on the enemy team has Blitz Syndrome.

by Liffeh02 March 3, 2017

Brawlhalla Syndrome

A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.

Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.

by zoopboi July 15, 2023

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis

Oh fuck I have oil slick syndrome again

by My dads super July 15, 2017

Sienna Syndrome

Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.

Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.

3 MONTHS LATER...

Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

shrunk junk syndrome

A person who is abusing or overdosing on steroids.

Lil' bro over there has shrunk junk syndrome because he is roided up.

by anonymous December 11, 2025