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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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Sex

What everything on urban dictionary us about
Cookie: A pussy.
Glue: Cum
Hot dog: penis

Urban dictionary should be sex dictionary
by Balls Obama June 17, 2022
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OG sex

Basically if Tupac and biggie fucked.
"Dont you hate it when the anti hip hop moms start talking about og sex?"
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
by Epicducksruler October 16, 2019
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sex translator

A certain mental state where if you talk about having ideas and thoughts it's automatically interpreted into a sexual content by the other person.
I tried to talk to her but she's a sex translator.
by Blaise07 October 13, 2021
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Sex story

My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom.

I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
even if I wanted to, your tight pussy wouldn't let me." He went really fast and I could feel his sperm inside me. "Ah~!, you're going to impregnate me~..." I said "You know, I wouldn't really mind." He said deviously, " Oh? So I know your true desires? You want me to impregnate you?" He went the fastest ever. Trying to make me feel as good as possible. He then came.

My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,

"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
by SexStories4u March 15, 2024
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Sexness

A noun relating to themes to do with sex.
One of the artist’s recurring theme is that of sexness, phrased as a gesture of positive eroticism, rather than a sexual exploitation such as populist porn.
by Vladmoiselle May 23, 2021
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