Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
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trish:can i have your cock
mista:sure heres bucciarati the cock*gives chicken
trish:thanks
2.
giorno:hey abbacchio you want a pet cock
abbbacchio:hey i've told you to stop being dirt-
giorno:please help me reset his dirty mindedness i only wanted to give him a chicken
trish:can i have your cock
mista:sure heres bucciarati the cock*gives chicken
trish:thanks
2.
giorno:hey abbacchio you want a pet cock
abbbacchio:hey i've told you to stop being dirt-
giorno:please help me reset his dirty mindedness i only wanted to give him a chicken
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