ball-assing

The act of making pelvic thrusts so that your balls swing out and then back and slapping against the bottoms of your ass cheeks so that your balls making a slapping sound
Dude! Stop ball-assing! Everyone can hear you!
by TheZombie April 05, 2010
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awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"
Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.
by Crier98999 June 04, 2012
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The involuntary testicular shrivel accociated with the witness of injury
“I just got some Sympathetic Ball Shrink (SBS) watching that skater fall”
by Jomonster July 19, 2018
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023
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Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r
"Don't kick those open balls"
by Nah-Id-Win November 13, 2023
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Ball Jube

The unknown liquid substance that develops at the back of the testicles after vigorous activity and not showering for a period of 2 days or more.
On vacation we partied for 2 days straight. My ball jube was extra thick and the smell stayed on my fingers for a week.
by Garybigpiece April 09, 2020
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Cock and/or Balls

You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.
-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...
by Sully van April 20, 2022
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