by I AM BORED ASF March 29, 2022
Get the Sexmug. person 1: you’re so sexy
person 2: i am not just sexy, Susan. i. am. sex. itself.
person 1: IT CAN’T BE!!
person 2: i am not just sexy, Susan. i. am. sex. itself.
person 1: IT CAN’T BE!!
by WhorerMovies September 21, 2023
Get the sexmug. It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating
by Pdiddy2.0 April 6, 2025
Get the Sex storymug. by Sexy anime boy October 23, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
Get the sex comedianmug. go to fucking sex ed if you don't know what it means. like bitch what the fuck. how do you not know what sex is? anyway fuck off to the how its used section
Jimmy: i had sex with your mom, she is a mother fucking slow bow with cock sucking.
Alex: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?!
Jimmy: yea why not, she is a good lookin girl yk. You have a great mom, she gives you everything. Mines a bitch
Alex: i don't know you, who are you again? i'm sorry i can't remember if your off the streets...
Alex: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?!
Jimmy: yea why not, she is a good lookin girl yk. You have a great mom, she gives you everything. Mines a bitch
Alex: i don't know you, who are you again? i'm sorry i can't remember if your off the streets...
by fuckyourselfandyourbrother/sis April 4, 2022
Get the sexmug. When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
Get the Emo sexmug.