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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024
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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran
“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran
by The duck overlord February 3, 2024
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Cash Money Predator

A person who is only after wealth and money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her" - BashfortheWorld
by bigmoneyman001 November 20, 2023
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Cash Money Predator

Referenced from BashfortheWorld's song "Darkest Before Dawn", this phrase is to describe someone who is only after money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her"
by bigmoneyman001 November 20, 2023
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L Money

Pony persona of Liam Keel. L Money being the nickname, full name being “Prince Little Money.”

L Money is the richest pony in Equestria. Without regard for life or law, he has a history of raping, torturing and blackmailing female ponies in equestria. His goals in life are to be both extremely famous (or infamous, under the belief that all publicity is good publicity,) and to reproduce the most out of anyone in equestria.

He has had (generally non consensual,) sex with almost all female ponies in equestria. The ways that he has gone about this include financial abuse, rape, coercion, dubious consent, and grooming.

Other incidents include forcible pregnancy, violent aggravated assault, and manslaughter.
L Money was arrested today, but was bailed out.

L Money is using his money as a way to get around the law again.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023
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