by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
Get the Drive into the woods mug.A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.
“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
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Get the my neck of the woods mug.The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand
by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023
Get the The Chicago Woodsman mug.A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
Get the heads down woods up mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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