Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".

Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.

by Jboymc February 14, 2017

Gorilla knob

The act of punching a female in the pussy

I just gorilla knobbed that bitch

by anonymous June 6, 2025