Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 21, 2011

The only winning move

Nope. You just suck at the game, dip-shit.

Hym "Not the ONLY winning move."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.

Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.

by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011

winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.

Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there

by mrscruff1234 March 24, 2011

Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win

"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 7, 2021

A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.

“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed”

“A win is a win”

by drowwziie August 12, 2025