dead week

where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.

dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.

by Duduhaha December 6, 2018

dead meat week

week before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.

During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.

by missmuffinface June 1, 2010

I DJ on the weekends

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.

Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!

by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 2, 2011

Slap Ass Week

A week of school, usually High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.Usually on the last week of March. March 25-29, 2019

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap ass week! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school

by MYNAMEJEW March 23, 2019

2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

During the first week of December u have to pleasure yourself with the opposite hand u usually fap with. If u use your regular hand then u owe your friends a croissant. from 2-8 December

hey, u taking apart of the opposite hand week on the 2-8 of December ? ##2december ##2-8december ##ohw ##oppositehandweek
2-8 December, opposite hand week (ohw)

by väikevinku October 21, 2019

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

week of 7

The weeks of the month where each day corresponds to each of the deadly sins.

Monday: Wrath. Express it for the start of the week.
Tuesday: Envy. Want what you can't have.
Wednesday: Lust. Sex all day.
Thursday: Pride. Praise yourself.
Friday: Greed. Get money.
Saturday: Gluttony. Eat until you shit.
Sunday: Sloth. Rest

Johnson: How was your week of 7?
Bohnson: Well, I started off by yelling at everyone, then I hated on that rich kid, then I masturbated, then I bragged about my car, then I robbed some fool, then I ate like Kobayashi, then I slept. How 'bout you?
Johnson: Oh...I'll probably do that next week.

by authOOr June 18, 2006