Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.

"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex

by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.

Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…

by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank

I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank

by Crimpingshrimp November 8, 2018

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man

“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”

by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018