wanker

Jerk, jerk off. Masturbate(r).

Man, that was a good wank.
He's such a wanker.
More so used in U.K. English, than in U.S English.

by Eric Gene Price May 30, 2006

wanker for life

A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk

guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life

by ijustthinkofrandomwords March 20, 2014

Wanger

Polite way of saying someone is a wanker, ie, if there are old people, ladies or children present.

"Oh yeah, matthew is a right wanger, sorry grandma!"

by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003

Wanderlust_721

a dumb dumb that put some sort of poem or lyric on random numbers

guy1: i looked up 20 on urban dictionary and it was some radom ass poem or lyric of a song
guy2: yea Wanderlust_721 does that for unknown reasons

by sniper nate June 1, 2022

Willy wanker

A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20

Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.

by Payne_Empire November 29, 2016

wanker

one who wanks off often
one who acts in a toolish matter
a way to name or insult another if they are a tool or fat or bothersome

look at that guy hes wanking off in the corner

i banged ur hoe last night g

WANKER!

by a. p. gullivar January 5, 2006

wanker

1. This is person who is a complete loser.
2. A person who acts like they have no place in life....at all.

That douche is a total wanker.

by RoD_mAn January 30, 2007