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theater ass 

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.
Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"
theater ass by RagingNipple September 8, 2011

Theatrical Cough 

A cough that is so unnecessarily forced, loud and over the top , that it requires a nomination for an academy award .
As I sat in the living room, I could hear his theatrical cough from three floors above me ...Bravo! ...bravo!
Theatrical Cough by Jake017 February 18, 2014

teatails 

Omg that sounds like some good tea. Can I get some teatails?
teatails by KVanD44 March 19, 2019

Trick threat 

The threat implied by children who knock on the doors on the 31st of October, widely known as Halloween, after saying the phrase "Trick or Treat".

The threat is ambiguous, and can result in many different outcomes. Egging, toilet-papering, or bags full of dog shit are commonly expected, but graffiti, and vandalism, and other criminal acts may be committed.
Police Officer #1: "Did they threaten you in any way, did you see weapons of any kind?"
Larry David: "No, there was no threat, except for the "trick" threat."
Police Officer #2:"What's the trick threat?"
Larry David: The "Trick or Treat". No treat; trick. It's a threat! How far can you take these tricks?"
Police Officer #1: "If it was any other night sir-"
Larry David: "TRICK OR TREAT -- BANG, BANG!"
Trick threat by Bdent27 July 8, 2011

Triple threat 

When a person jerks off, shits, then takes a shower in a small period of time
Davis won't be back for a while, he's executing the triple threat.
Triple threat by Thy Dong February 9, 2017

battleblock theater

a game made by the behemoth
guy 1: do you know battleblock theater
guy 2: yea it is a very epic game
battleblock theater by ticorza August 15, 2021