Rainbow Child

Usually reserved for hippys and acid trippers...

That rainbow child is a tree hugger

by AshGoddess April 10, 2019

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

no child left behind

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org

by Ixx March 22, 2005

Yung Child Support

A. Rapper who never paid child suppport

Yung child support is such a dick for not paying child support I can't stand this stank ass

by Look at adan maan September 6, 2020

child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021

child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker, science teacher.

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.

by concerned student January 3, 2004

Middle Child Syndrome

A disposition that generally arises with the middle child of three children in a household. Middle children often lack the attention that the oldest (the most important child) and the youngest (the parent's favorite child) receive.

Middle child syndrome is often characterized by: lack of friends (a loner), inability to maintain relationships, extreme creativity (writing, music, art, etc.), an easy going personality, trouble choosing a career path, trouble maintaining a career, quick loss of interest in things, negative outlook on life, half-assing, and indecisiveness. Famous middle children include David Letterman, Madonna, and Richard Nixon. Need I say more?

I am a middle child. I suffer from middle child syndrome. Therefore I am creative in writing this, but also extremely middle child-esque for writing this melancholy piece.

by Senobakaj May 3, 2009