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Goon Family

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
by Maraudersequallife February 15, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.
" You're 8 hour goon sesh doesn't impress me. I can flicker goon for 7 seconds!"
by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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Indian rock gooning

The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.
"Hey Andrew! I just got done Indian rock gooning, I busted so quick"
by currypowder42 January 27, 2025
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Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.
You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 1, 2025
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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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