Teacher Standard

When your or someone else's teacher never responds to anyone when you'd need them to.

I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.

by 1080 March 9, 2021

your teacher

dumbass idiot

your teacher is very sus

by tomatolovererererererrerer December 2, 2021

student teacher

a basterd in college who thinks they're a teacher but in reality is in crippling debt

fuck the student teacher

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Teacher

Very strict people, usually fat jackasses.

That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.

by suck it to m March 13, 2017

teacher bonus

Teachers will receive a bonus by helping a special student in a special way.

Ms. Rose helped johnny out after class and received a teacher bonus .

by Ms. Teacher November 29, 2016

faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.

by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024

Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022