A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

disney channel star syndrome

when someone is a star of a disney channel show they are always on like at least 2 other ones as well. Disney channel is too cheap to hire more actors, so they use all the same ones and make stale repetative shows.

Christy Carlson romano has disney channel star syndrome.

by The LOL January 2, 2006

Synchro

Coined by the now deceased Capital STEEZ from Pro Era, it refers to whenever something happens particularly as a coincidence. This ties into the theme of spirituality and conspiracy seen in his work.

Also known as synchro life.

‘Oh that was synchro, it’s too perfect to be a coincidence.’

by ThatGuy2.0 February 26, 2013

Ocskasy Syndrome

One who continuously roots for teams that have absolutely no chance at winning a championship. Almost as if they are unlucky/cursed.

Are you serious, you root for the Jets, Nets and Mets. You must have Ocskasy Syndrome.
Oh wait, you actually own a Jets Favre Jersey, you definitely have Ocskasy Syndrome.

by Steel Country December 14, 2010

Cuzzo Syndrome

Disease when you are a loner, you pretend to hate gay people when you are actually gay. Also you are bad at video games, and like pirate booty.

My friend has Cuzzo Syndrome.

by Mr.Cocker May 21, 2015

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008

Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

by hoboace October 21, 2007