Squirtburger

When a woman has hooftoe, a powder puff, a roast beef sandwich, Ginernormous, camel toe and or the like, has an orgasm that squirts on your face.

My Girlfriends Hooftoe watered me from my chest to chin with her squirtburger.

by BJ Silvani-Matar February 4, 2025

Squantanious

Being squantaious is a privilege. If one is deemed squantanious thou hoists the highest level of sigmaitis ever known to be achieved.

"Wow you know who's not squantanious, Haiden"

by HaidenHater_911 February 10, 2026

Squirtaliate

When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.

Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."

Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"

Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"

by BobStevens40 February 27, 2026

Squirtback

The liquid version of a blowback.

"Oh no! That was the last of the wine, don't swallow it. Give me a squirtback?!"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

squingelewopper

A screw with two nuts holding soda tabs in place.

I have made a squingelewopper.

by scipiocoloradus March 3, 2025

Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.

"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"

by AOA Association March 5, 2025

Squentith

A term used to describe something extremely small or tiny, often to emphasise its minuscule size.

I can only see a squentith of the stage from here.

by Totally Reliable2000 March 16, 2025