shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Scuff Da Ravers

An abundance of PLUR may result in a series of raver vital limb and organ scuffings from elitist cult following's of the Anti-Plur.

If you want to avoid being scuffed up you piddly, piss-weak, MD Dick, raver cunts. Then stay home and suck ya thumbs.

P.S I am a raver so be warned, and don't ever ask me for a fuckin flipper!

"Scuff Da RAVERS!!!!"
"Come here you drug-fucked runts i'm gonna scuff ya cunts/scuff ya nuts."

"Oh shit, were fucked these anti-plur gods are going to royally scuff us!"
"Run for your lives. Aaaarrggghhh!!!!"

by Scuff GOD #1 - Scuff U All October 30, 2004

Sluffing

verb. To sluff. The act of riding someone else's wifi without their permission. Akin to wardriving.

I hate it when those tools on my block are sluffing on my network!

by goestoeleven June 13, 2010

Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good

Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays

by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014

horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

Truffle Shuffle

Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.

Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.

But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?

Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.

Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.

Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.

Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 17, 2011

Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

by Beans_bois July 16, 2019