Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
Get the Sneaky almond joymug. When a male jumps from a height (e.g. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the "victim"....
...can be shortened to sneaky-para...
...can be shortened to sneaky-para...
by C.J. O'Bizzle January 22, 2011
Get the sneaky paratroopermug. Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
by Drknite June 18, 2013
Get the Sneaky Walkingmug. by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022
Get the Alabama Sneakymug.