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shkipping

The art of skipping school, mash those two words together, and it becomes...SHKIPPING.
Person 1: Yo where were you yesterday, i didn't see you at all
Person 2: Dude i was shkipping class
by hi im mist December 22, 2018
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Slapping taffy

When ur dad walks into your room and flops his pecker onto your four head
by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019
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Shopping Town

The commercial equivalent of a bedroom community. Just as a bedroom community would be a suburb or area with mostly apartments and houses and little to no commercial activity, a shopping town would be a suburb or area with mostly indoor malls, restaurants, and strip malls without any housing in sight.
"My parents took me to the nearest shopping town to buy a new cell phone for my Dad, and my Mom and I browsed through the other stores while we were there."
by athenian200 May 21, 2019
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slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?
by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019
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shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
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Slapping penguins

When your wife or husband slaps one another's ass in the shower
My wife and I decided to slapping penguins while we shower
by Iloveyouivy June 30, 2020
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Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise
by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020
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