i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

Sand

Rock-ish dirt-ish. Tiny. Irritating. Gets everywhere. Rough. Tastes bad. Stays in mouth for about a week. Impossible to run in.

Sand was constructed by the devil.

by NapLover January 29, 2020

Sand spur

An Arab prick

That middle eastern guy is such and jerk. Ya a real sand spur

by Luvs2spuge May 5, 2025

Sand Hill Seven

When you are stuck on Sand Hill for months on end, even the ugliest woman will look good.
A 3 or a 4 can start to look like a 7 or even an 8. The longer you are there, the worse it gets.

"Man, she was so hot, she was at least a seven."
"Ya, a Sand Hill Seven."

by Broken249 December 9, 2023

Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.

Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?

by Faser Flow October 19, 2024

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

sand mr head

She is a BOOTYFUL girl and will always make you laugh. Sometimes somewhat hard to understand because of random texts but really nice and sweet

Look at sand mr head today. She is so nice

by Kellamaker May 15, 2017