TheMuel's definitions

sand-phobia

A made up phobia for someone who doesn't like the mild inconveniece of having sand stuck to their feet.

Also see:

Pansy (Pan-Zee)
Nancy Boy (Nan-see Boy)
Pufter (Puff-ter)

Look how that guy pretends to have a sand-phobia.

by TheMuel May 16, 2020